Shall I compare thee to a piece of cake?
Thou art more lovely and more elegant.
Rough oven fans do test the resilience of each bake.
And cakes expiration hath all too short a date.
…then Shakespeare gawked in awe and did the dougie.
Mums are just wonderful, and I would know since mine is the best in the world, but cake is a close second! This is why it is the perfect gift to give on Mother’s Day.
(As well as some bastardised Shakespeare of course, duh!)